Hello Mrs Cleaver
Is Wallace at home?

Well Eddie Haskell walks in
Says "How do you do Missus Cleaver?
I adore your dress.
You know I dig the way that you talk."
Yeah, "Hello Mister Cleaver,
That's a very nice tie that you're sporting."
A lallallalla.
"Is Wallace at home?
It's a matter of homework talk."

Well he climbs up the stairs
And enters the room without knockin'
Well Wally and Beaver are discussing
Their baseball mit.

And Eddie calls Beaver a shrimp
Says "I got a better glove at home."
And Beaver shouts "Shut up, Eddie.
Make like a banana and split."

Leave It To Beaver
Leave It To Beaver

Leave It To Beaver
Leave It To Beaver
Yeah!

Yeah well Eddie and Lumpy and Wally
Took some girls to the drive-in
Yeah but Beaver and Larry Mondello
They hid near the fence

Yeah and Beaver threw a stink bomb inside of his brand new
A roll top convertible Ford
Yeah Ward took the Beaver's allowance all ninety-one cents.

Leave It To Beaver
Leave It To Beaver

Leave It To Beaver
Leave It To Beaver
Yeah!

(bridge)

Leave It To Beaver
Leave It To Beaver

Leave It To Beaver
Leave It To Beaver
Yeah!

Ahhhhh  Ahhhhh

Ahhhhh Ahhhhh

'Cuz Father Knows Best